|Graphics: 10||Everybody's animated REALLY well, the backgrounds look really cool, and it's awesome watching a 4-on-4 melee take place.|
|Sound: 6||The music's not bad at all, that's not the problem. The problem IS, you're going to be hearing only a few tracks throughout the entire game, the main theme RCR's known for more than 70% of the game.|
|Gameplay: 10||Have you not been reading what I've been saying? The game's crazy fun, I've technically been playing it for four months with no signs of stopping, and there's just something positively COOL about roving the streets as chibi-YOURSELF, pounding on all stupid enough to oppose you.|
|Quote insanity: Still pretty darn high||All the Home Boys needed to say was 'BizARF' once and already the insanity has proven to not dwindle over the years.|
|Stereotype power: Lots||Just thank whoever that the stereotypes in this game, while still wildly non-PC, and in fact more pronounced than ever, are the kinds of stereotypes that nobody gives a blurdy damn about.|
|How do I get to play as you, too?: Read.||Step 1: Get 'Custom Self' by whatever means. This includes changing your name to 'XTRA1' temporarily.
Step 2: Fire it up and put in these characteristics.
Face: 88. It's important that I both wear glasses and constantly scowl.
Skin color: 0. I'm not QUITE pasty enough to qualify as color 1.
Hair: 109. It looks the most like the sentient mass that grows on my head.
Hair color: 1. Brown and oddly shiny. In three years, you may change it to 4, to account for my worrisome nature giving me premature gray hair.
Uniform: 31. I like blue.
Eye color: Doesn't matter. You won't be able to tell.
Step 3: Change name to either 'Bo' or 'Y.T.F'.
Step 4: KICK ASS. Oh, and you can take it a step further by trying to stick with kicks and throws.