||Well, you can tell that enemies are overly-fat, that some are Bruce Willis wannabes, that some are morbidly obese hippies, but there's nothing really standout-ish about the graphics. In either a good or bad way.
||Pretty catchy, pretty tightly-looped, and damn but some of the sound effects are irritating. Just jump into something that'll kill you once you're near four health bars. You'll thank me.
||Plain average. There's not much besides the messed-up logic that made me want to keep playing, some things you need to do to progress (like the kickable wall described above) are hardly obvious, and there's quite a few irritating facets of the game, like the jackasses who hide in holes and can
only be damaged by the dropping part of your jump-kick. In one word, bleah.
|Riggs-Fu's Strength: 47,437
||NOTHING stands up to your Riggs-Fu. And if it can, remember that you've got your Murtaugh-Jitsu to take care of the stragglers.
|Mullet Points: 1
||Murtaugh's new look.
|Hippie Score: 1970
||How many games give you the opportunity to beat up, and get beat up by hippies? Too few.