PLAY ONLINE GAMES!

I hate working and I don't particularly enjoy doing anything that has even the remotest of benefits to not-me. So instead of bettering myself, I waste endless time with the gaming. Here's some online games you'd probably get a kick out of.



MapleStory
You are Chibby Man #2,095,534. You will run around and beat the shit out of progressively less cute monsters. Marvel.
MapleSim's BannedStory
Technically not an actual game, but if you're a fan of Maple Story, you may dig this VERY Photoshop-like online program that lets you create strange situations using MapleStory characters and villains. I didn't know ANY version of MapleStory ever let you use a freaking CHAINSAW.
The Kingdom of Loathing
A Stickman Adventurer is You. A surprisingly EXTREMELY competently-made and well-crafted browser RPG is this. And check your bad grammar at the door. Kick the hell out of an Anime Smiley for me.
Mabinogi
Imagine a sort of anime version of World of Warcraft and you're getting there. It's in its beta stages right now, so by all means, join me and give it a try. Don't try to bitchslap a bear too early.




*while opening links in new windows* Wow, what crawled up YOUR ass and died? Take me back to the main page.